fanshitting 

verb. to fanshit, fanshat, fanshitting

What a fanshitter does, create or seek unnecessary drama.

Why does my roomate like fanshitting all over the place?

fanshitting by Eugenia Yang June 23, 2007

faceshitting 

The act of using facebook via a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet.

Gabe:
Hey Todd, were you on your iPod touch while you were taking a shit?

Todd:
Yeah, I was faceshitting.. Check out my new status

faceshitting by toddrabies September 9, 2010

faceshitting 

Using a mobile device, ipad, laptop or any other means of accessing and using facebook while sitting on the toilet and defecating.

Melissa commented on her friend's status while faceshitting.

faceshitting by rickabone January 26, 2011

fartshitting cumguzzler 

When your teammate in a videogame is so dogshit that you literally think that they fart so much that they shit in their pants and then guzzle their own cum afterwards.

You fartshitting cumguzzler! Why the hell did you just stare at his head for 1.23 years?

fartshitting cumguzzler by the true chosen one February 24, 2022

Fan Shitting 

When the shit hits the fan, over, and over, and over again.

Sorry I haven't been around - there was a lot of fan shitting last week between family bullshit and work crap.

Fan Shitting by Gisto October 29, 2012

FaceShitting 

Facetiming on the apple products while taking a shit. This is done with usually the iPod or iPad, However it is also done with the iPhone

Me: Hey could you stop texting me and FaceTime me

You: Sure

You: Wtf are you Faceshitting!?!

Me: Ya so...

FaceShitting by Clone54 February 8, 2014

canshitting 

To defecate in a can or other container not normally used as a toilet.

Stan: Becky, all this Tupperware is full of shit. It's nasty!
Becky: Don't you talk about my canshitting, Stan!

canshitting by canshitter June 22, 2010