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Mandicapped 

When you become too intoxicated to the point where you can’t feel your legs.
Last night I went out with the girls and got Mandicapped before Midnight.
Mandicapped by JHerny13 April 22, 2019

fatdicapped 

A fatdicapped person is one who uses obesity as an excuse to gain access to some of the courtesies extended to legitimately disabled people. They demonstrate a marked tendency to consume far more than their fair share of food and most other available resources.
The veteran who had both his legs blown off was forced to park in a small space at the back of the lot, where it took him almost ten minutes to wedge his wheelchair out of the back of his '91 Dynasty. Once again, the accessible parking spaces were occupied by all the fatdicapped people's luxury SUVs.
fatdicapped by Chisos Climber November 10, 2008

vandicapped

the state of stupidity that envelopes most people when they slide behind the wheel of a mini-van.
i hate being stuck on a one lane road behind some vandicapped fool who isn't aware he has a gas pedal!
vandicapped by kristekitty May 25, 2010

fatticapped 

when someone gets so fat that they try to pass their laziness off for being handicapped.
Look at that 600 pound woman sitting in her wheelchair eating a hoagie. She's not handicapped; she's fatticapped.
fatticapped by bringbacksaban December 30, 2007

Sandicapped 

The act or situation of dumping your girlfriend to only want her back weeks later, but only to realize she has moved on to another man. Causing a feeling of depression and humiliation as you beg for her to come back.
Derek felt sandicapped as he begged for his ex-girlfriend to come back into his life.
Sandicapped by Gville11 March 16, 2011

Socially handicapped 

People who are socially handicapped feel uncomfortable in social situations, or they have never learned to interact with others in appropriate ways.