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fakestagram 

Noun: An image cropped to square with a vintage or other filter that is made without use of the Instagram application. Typically use by people who are too hip and/or poor to own a smartphone.

Verb: to create and/or share a snapshot as previously described. Could include Polaroids or doodles. Why not?
Yo man, check out all these old Fakestagrams I found in my mom's attic.
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Fapstagram 

When a person uses their Instagram solely or mostly to stalk (sometimes follow) members of the opposite sex and fap to them.
Tom has got quite the fapstagram. He doesn't ever upload any pictures, but take a look at his search history; they're all women.
Fapstagram by longshottie August 19, 2013

Fanstagram 

A fake Instagram account where people try to pretend they're a celebrity. They tend to say they'll follow someone if they like all their pics.
Ryan: did you follow Ariana grandes instagram?

Jaysie: that's a fanstagram. Fanstagrams are fake.
Fanstagram by Sarahfaith March 30, 2015

fartstagram 

The act of recording your own flatulence and instant messaging it to others.
Did you get that fartstagram Bridgett sent?

OMG! Yes, I think she shit herself!
fartstagram by Redbarn Guy October 14, 2015

Fartstagram 

The act of recording the sound of your flatulence and instant messaging it to others.
Did you get Bridgett's Fartstagram?

Sounded like she shit herself!
Fartstagram by Redbarn Guy October 14, 2015

fatstagram 

When a person crosses the threshold of weight gain in which their past photos on their instagram are no longer recognizable as their current self. This causes them to delete all of their photos and replace them with current (fat) photos in a very short period of time.
Did you see all of Jessie’s posts this week? She’s definitely making her fatstagram.
fatstagram by noodleshowz April 23, 2021

facetagram 

A social media merger. A hybrid of Facebook and Instagram. A world where features and posts are identical. It would be so boring. It’s already partly true
Please stop facetagramming your posts. Don’t send the exact same posts to Facebook and Instagram.
facetagram by Superhuile June 24, 2018