fagpile 

A sweaty pile of naked Iraqi prisoners, typically in pyramid configuration.

They're showing the fagpile picture every ten minutes on Al-Jazeera.

or

What does the Geneva Convention say about fagpiles?

fagpile by Il Duce May 7, 2004

fagpile 

Someone who every time they open their mouth something retarded comes out. The person who is never paying attention to the conversation.

Everyone is trying to decide what to do and where to go and the Fagpile jumps in to suggest that "we should all go out"

fagpile by THE #1 MEME January 24, 2010

Fagpire 

A Fagpire is from the Twilight series. They claim to be Vampires but they're too wimpy and gay to be a vampire. Vampires for one can't be in the sun light they will die... unlike Fagpires they Sparkle in the sun.

She read twilight so much she though she was a vampire!

Wow! what a fagpire!

Fagpire by batmanperson June 27, 2010

Fagpire 

Often claimed as a vampire, the Fagpire is made to be pleasing to the fantasies of women who are too stubborn to look in the real world for a guy who would fulfill the fantasies and then some.

A Fagpire will be sensitive, loving, and romantic, while a Vampire is evil, cold, and a badass.

One way of seeing a Fagpire is as a Nice Guy who girls would go for due to physical attraction.

While the actual traits of a Fagpire will vary, it is the claim itself which compares them to the likes of Count Dracula. It is much like trying to compare any man to Chuck Norris, because any man in that situation just looks like a fag.

"Hey, do you want to go see Twilight the movie?"
"Nah, i try not to support fagpires who ruin the reputations of vampires."

Fagpire by Insertwords October 14, 2008

fagpipe 

a gay mans asshole.

blow it out your fagpipe

fagpipe by Vincent Ciccarelli August 27, 2013

Fagpipe 

Another name for a electronic vaporizing cigarette. Combines Fag the English term for cigarette and pipe as it does look like one. Also known as a douch flute

Hey look at that lad sucking hard on his Fagpipe.

Fagpipe by Noremac1981 June 13, 2017

fagile 

Someone who is gay, is acting gay, having the attitude of a gay person, or just simply seems gay.

Dan: Cory is really being a fagile today.

David: Like everyday!.

fagile by emohermie December 7, 2009