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Eye candy corn 

A man or woman who, from behind or at a distance, seems worth checking out; but upon closer inspection, is not very attractive at all.
From behind, he looked pretty hot. But, when he turned around, he was just eye candy corn.

I had the bartender send her a drink. Then when I walked over I could see she was nothing but silicon and Botox . Talk about eye candy corn.
Eye candy corn by QuadConPana October 20, 2014

corn eye 

When your farts smell so bad that the density of your stench gives you pink eye
I just ate Chinese food and my extremely bad shares gave me corn eye
corn eye by Luke Lukington January 13, 2015

Norwegian Corneal Eye-Pissing

While receiving oral sex, the act of suddenly jerking back, extricating the penis from the mouth and simultaniously urinating in the eye of the "sucker." Practiced first by the Vikings in the late 8th and early 9th centuries.
Fuck! I just got nailed by a Norwegian Corneal Eye-Pissing

Corner eye ball pic 

A selfie that is does not show the whole entire face or even half of the face. This photo is often a Snapchat and is normally because of shyness or self confidence.
The girl I like sent me a corner eye ball pic.
Corner eye ball pic by Maundawg August 8, 2025

Corner eye ball pic 

A selfie that does not show the whole face or even half the face. Leaving just an eye ball and some of the forehead to show. This is often a Snapchat and is because of shyness or self confidence.
The girl I like sent me a corner eye ball pic.
Corner eye ball pic by Maundawg August 8, 2025

Eyecornitancoriolesintiano 

A nonsense word that can be used to mess with family, friends, and rivals. When taught it takes an average of one week to properly pronounce it.
"Liam is such an eyecornitancoriolesintiano"
*Visible confusion* "What did you just call me?"