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Excitement Fluid 

The unfathomable amount amount of lady spunk expelled during orgasm by a 'gusher'.
What a gusher, my sheets were sodden by her excitement fluid!

First Publication Excitement 

FPE is the intense enthusiasm one has after finally getting one of their definitions published on "Urban Dictionary" (which is usually preceded by numerous failing attempts and "Sorry, --- was not published" e-mails)

It is frequently followed by the melancholy of noticing that nobody has viewed the definition and the only thumbs up it's got is the one the writer gave themselves right at that moment (See: First Publication Disappointment)
A: Hey, hey, I just checked my e-mail, UD finally published my definition of !@#!#, let's see how much of the world agree with me.
A's Alter Ego: Don't have the "First Publication Excitement" just yet, no one cares.
A: Stop being such a mood-killer. I hate you!
A's Alter Ego: Alright, but you're gonna get first-publication-disappointed soon... btw, I AM YOU!

white excitement 

White excitement - the grin inducing feeling of elation and excitement a white male feels when he's introduced to another white male, often within the context of blind meetings.
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After interviewing blacks, Hispanics and Asians all day Paul's face lit up with white excitement when Dave walked in the room
white excitement by NicholasTx January 23, 2014

double rainbow excitement 

The highest level of excitement; it is often expressed with words or phrases like “full on” and “all the way.” Shouts of exclamation may accompany, creating laughter that is indecipherable from sobbing.

“TRIPLE rainbow excitement” is extremely rare and could cause you to spontaneously combust.
When I kissed Shannon goodnight for the first time I ran home jumping and yelling. That was some full-on double rainbow excitement, man!

double rainbow excitement 

The highest level of excitement; it is often expressed with words or phrases like “full on” and “all the way.” Shouts of exclamation may accompany, creating laughter that is indecipherable from sobbing.

“TRIPLE rainbow excitement” is extremely rare and could cause you to spontaneously combust.
When I kissed Shannon goodnight for the first time I ran home jumping and yelling. That was some full-on double rainbow excitement, man!

Excitement of chickens 

An excitement of chickens is the term used by chicken lovers to describe a group of three or more chickens.
See’s a group of chickens

“OMG look at that excitement of chickens”