eosinophil 

EOSINOPHIL is a killer white blood cell....when the body has a cold or flu. the body makes these lil eosinoFUKers to kill the cold or flu.... if these cells attack the body for no reason you are fuked…...

im sick and F&^%#%@ tired of these mother F^%$@%$ eosinophils attacking my body..... Michael nazzaro.

eosinophil by nazzaro April 23, 2019

Elfinophilia 

The urge to have sex with decorated midgets around christmas time.

When Jack awoke to find a midget in his bed,apparently asphixiated from X-Mas tree lights, he realized that he suffered from Elfinophilia.

Elfinophilia by [VBM] December 7, 2006

Equinophile 

A kind of zoophile who is sexually aroused, or just romantically attracted to horses. I am unironically an equinophile too.

—So, i have recently noticed that horses make me feel wird things... That i dont feel to anything else. I shouldnt say this, but when im alone with them i sometimes get a boner looking at them.
—Youre sure an equinophile. There is no need do deny it, i have this problem too, but i habe learnt to receive joy from horses.

Equinophile by gaygelding March 15, 2021