eosinophil 

EOSINOPHIL is a killer white blood cell....when the body has a cold or flu. the body makes these lil eosinoFUKers to kill the cold or flu.... if these cells attack the body for no reason you are fuked…...

im sick and F&^%#%@ tired of these mother F^%$@%$ eosinophils attacking my body..... Michael nazzaro.

eosinophil by nazzaro April 23, 2019

Elfinophilia 

The urge to have sex with decorated midgets around christmas time.

When Jack awoke to find a midget in his bed,apparently asphixiated from X-Mas tree lights, he realized that he suffered from Elfinophilia.

Elfinophilia by [VBM] December 7, 2006

Equinophile 

A kind of zoophile who is sexually aroused, or just romantically attracted to horses. I am unironically an equinophile too.

—So, i have recently noticed that horses make me feel wird things... That i dont feel to anything else. I shouldnt say this, but when im alone with them i sometimes get a boner looking at them.
—Youre sure an equinophile. There is no need do deny it, i have this problem too, but i habe learnt to receive joy from horses.

Equinophile by gaygelding March 15, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022