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Encroach 

Dude, don' be encroachin' on muh grill.
Encroach by Encroacherz December 9, 2008

Encroachment 

The act of encroachment refers to when someone is invading your space or your zone in an innapropriate way. Encroachment happens on all levels whether it's your older brother dropping game on your girlfriend, or when your roomates friend stays at your house for over a week and drinks all of your soymilk.
Note: When being encroached upon, one can throw a red flag or call a foul in order to identify and prevent any further damage which may be caused.
Man, i'd be way more comfortable chillin at my place if i didn't have multiple dudes there at any given moment. I might have to call them out on their encroachment and tell them to beat it.
Encroachment by Christian Kirk August 19, 2006

seat encroacher 

When you are sitting on an airplane and the person next to you is taller or fatter so parts of their body start to spread to your seay making you uncomfortable.
The obese woman's thigh was touching mine on the airplane. What a seat encroacher!

I had to put a pillow next to the seat divider because the man's elbow were in my space. I hoped when his elbow touched the pillow he would stop being a seat encroacher. At the very least, he'd be touching the pillow and not me.

enbroaching 

trying to weasel one's way into another party's bromance.
Sid: Pardon my french, but that Sebastian bugs the heck out of me.
Johan: Yeah, Max and I were having some hilarious banter at the bar, but Sebastian kept interrupting us with his knock-knock jokes. He was enbroaching so hard.
enbroaching by tacopita March 1, 2011

encrotchment 

The process of encroaching in the general proximity of the crotch without any penalty*

*: unless you are-in fact-a woman
i was playing 2 on 2 foosball when she indirectly executed encrotchment to get to my goalie
encrotchment by Ivan A. December 2, 2007
1. You mis-typed encroach and wound up here.
2. The act of doing the nasty with a dank doobie.

3. The reality of run-down student housing in Madison's Near East Side.
Definition 2. "I need to get enroached."
Definition 3. "Dude, this house is 150 years old and is totally enroached."
enroach by Thoringerveer February 28, 2019