ecumomics 

A postmanteau of economics + cumming: the 'study' of sexual partners; analysis of one's socio-sexual circumstances from a supply-and-demand point of view.

A person experiencing a high demand for sexual action from multiple prospective partners is said to be in a good ecumomic position: "Oh man, she is going out with five guys at the moment. I'd kill to be in her ecumomic situation!"

Conversely, one without any sexual prospects at a given time is said to be in ecumomic drought: "Oh my god, NO chicks are into me right now! I feel like I'm in an ecumomic recession... there are no jobs out there for me right now."

(Ecumomic is the most frequently applied form of ecumomics.)

ecumomics by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 21, 2014

First Law of Ecumomics

Derived from the physics principle of Newton's First Law:

The First Law of Ecumomics states: "A dick/pussy getting action will tend to continue to get action, while a dick/pussy not getting any will tend to continue to not get any, unless acted upon by an external makeover force." Also known as ecumomic inertia.

"I just keep getting pussy lately! I don't think it's ever going to stop. Thank goodness for the First Law of Ecumomics!"

First Law of Ecumomics by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 21, 2014

voodoo economics 

Ronald Alzheimer Reagan's "supply-side economics"

The only recorded instance of a true statement made by a member of the Bush dynasty was in 1980, when George H.W. Bush attacked Reagan's snake-oil economic disaster in the making by calling it "voodoo economics." He later ate those words when he became vice-president, began kissing up to reactionaries, and discovered how lucrative deregulation of the S&L's was to embezzlers like his sons Neil and Jeb.

voodoo economics by Jerry Miller April 20, 2007

voodoo economics 

supply side economics

A return to voodoo economics will not fix the problems.

voodoo economics by The Return of Light Joker October 23, 2011

Tinkle Down Economics 

1) System of record low taxes for the wealthiest and low, stagnant wages for the working poor leading the poor and middle class families and individuals to struggle make ends meet.

2) The preferred conservative economic system which essentially tell the the poor and middle class "piss on you!".

Former president Ronald Reagan and other conservatives praise their system of Trickle Down Economics, but what they really mean is "Tinkle Down Economics" - as in Piss On You poor and middle class people.

Tinkle Down Economics by Clem Gamble December 9, 2012

Economicsnake 

A rare breed of snake that is deeply concerned about the world economy. Often gives humans subliminal messages (i.e. invesment advice), and is very helpful, with an IQ ranging from 300-400. They eat spinach and enjoy table tennis.

Economicsnake: Beware books with apples on the front!

Economicsnake by griffindork/flyingowl November 27, 2010

helicopter economics 

When the monetary authorities put a seemingly unlimited amount of money into the financial system in order to stimulate the economy; as if they were flying around in helicopters and dropping money from the sky. This usually results in substantial inflation and sometimes hyperinflation.

The Federal Reserve's excessive easy money policy is helicopter economics at its worst.

helicopter economics by Daryl Montgomery March 8, 2008