man 1 (educated) im a dreamphobic
man 2 (not) OMG!!!!1!! *vomits cutely* I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!1!!1!! YOU BETTER KNOW I SACRIFICE 13 KITTENS TO MY BABY DREAM!!11
Something that means that you are not a failed abortion and that the condom didn't brake and that your not on a whole different level of idiotic and stupid. You are normal. Be proud.
guy: Im Dreamphobic.
guy 2: Awe does your little peenie not rise up when you see a green speedrunner?
well thats too bad because mine DOES.
guy: I hope your father takes you off his will.
Father: *takes guy 2 off his will*