douchebagorie 

The epitome of all douche bags around the world, created by the infamous yet gorgeous S.A.D.

You and your douchebagorie need to stop!

douchebagorie by CreatorsOfDouchebagorie! November 24, 2010

douchebagarina

A spoiled woman. Most often characterized as being obnoxious, ungrateful, rude and impatient

Woman: "I would like an oil change, tire rotation and alignment... How long is that going to take? - I've got a nail appointment in 15 minutes".

Service Manager: "No problem, Ma'am... We'll have you out of here in 7 minutes and 12 seconds".

Technician: "Fuck that fucking douchebagarina, her fucking douchebag-Prius-piece-of-fucking-shit and fuck YOU!.... 15 minutes! Dumb mother-fuckers!

douchebagarina by H.A.D.E. November 7, 2010

douchbagerie 

the act, or state of being a douchbag.

did you see the seattle/green bay game?

no, what happend?

during the overtime coin toss, matt hasseback said "tails, and we're gonna score!" during the first drive, he threw an interception for a touchdown and they lost the game.

a classic case of douchbagerie.

douchbagerie by cpn January 13, 2008

douchebagurelle 

A unit of measure that describes a level of douchebaggery, based on how many people that a person, or person's action offends, or how many people dislike someone in general.

One offended person is equal to 1 douchebagurelle, however one person who dislikes the offender is equal to 5 douchebagurelles. The amount of douchebaggery that is being measured in douchebagurelles in also unaffected by the amount of friends that the perpetrator has, though if someone stops disliking someone, 5 douchebagurelles are lost. Douchebagurelles also decay at the rate of one per week, also expressed as 1Dbl/Wk.

Assuming that my measurements are correct, the idiot that got drunk and punched you at the party currently possesses 145 douchebagurelles for that incident alone.

douchebagurelle by Dictionarial August 16, 2009

Douchebaggerie

(noun). A bar where jocks, fratboys, preppies, wiggers, and the girls that love them congregate. Usually very crowded with obnoxious loud hiphop/r&b/poptronica/reggae/reggaeton/contemporary top40 music permeating everything. Airheaded girls can be seen dancing on the bartop impeding the purchase of alcohol from honest patrons, while slackjawed submorons who havent completed their evolutionary cycle drool over said bartop dancers. Barfights are a common occurrence, and they are usually begun over something totally insignificant. Flatscreen televisions showing all manner of sporting events cover the walls like a fresh (and garishly unsightly) coat of paint.

I tried meeting up with those guys, but they were all the way at the back of the bar completely buried by the drunken meatheads hooting and hollering over the two girls standing on the bar grinding each other; it was a total douchebaggerie.

Douchebaggerie by xwraith April 29, 2009

douchebagocity 

1. The measurement of how much someone is being a douche.

Yesterday you were an ass and now your douchebagocity has raised.

douchebagocity by Cabooseness February 22, 2008

douchebaggie 

someone who isnt quite douchebaggish enough to be called a douchebag but partakes in enough douchebaggery to be a called a little bit of a douche.

John: hey when did eric decide to start acting like a douchebag?
Michael: last week
John: what a little douchebaggie.

douchebaggie by missbossybooty July 3, 2009