Plane Captain: Oops, we've just lost both engines.
Co-pilot: You've just dog diddly done it.
Driver: Oops, I think I just hit an old lady crossing
the street.
Passenger: You've just dog diddly done it.
Guy: Oops, I got drunk last night, mistook your
girlfriend for mine and slept with her.
Friend: You've just dog diddly done it.
Guy: Oops, I spilt coffee on my brand-new nine-hundred-dollar laptop.
Girl: You've just dog diddly done it.
Hunter 1: Oops, I mistook the
game warden for a deer and shot him.
Hunter 2: You've just dog diddly done it.