distractula 

An easily distracted blood sucker with no regard for anything other than themself

The distractula quickly rummaged account to account looking for anything that might be of value in their attempt to ascend up the managerial ranks.

distractula by ovsooner September 29, 2017

distracturbation

the act of prolonging the ejaculatory urge by self-inflicted reverse psychology; used in preparatory measures to last longer in bed

Tim, she expects you to be active in distracturbation...it's porn star season.

Is dad there?
No, he's using mom for distracturbation.

Hey tim, distracturbation is cooler when we do it to each other.

distracturbation by Nigel B. Wellington III May 10, 2011

distractinating 

Being distracted while you are procrastinating.

Person A: "Jenny stop procrastinating and watch me do this!"
Person B: "Stop it you are distractinating me!!"

distractinating by scottandjennymakeaword April 20, 2013

Distractivated 

Being actively distracted in such a way that it activates ideas that motivate or inspire.

Brooke- what's up Pammy? You seem distracted?
Pamela- nah brookie I'm distractivated, I just came up with a new word.

"I was so distractivated at work today, I had the perfect idea for Rhys's birthday"

Distractivated by PurpleMarshmallowHaze October 6, 2017

Distracturbation

The act of rubbing one out and fantasizing. During your fantasy, you doze off and think about other things.

I was jerking it to Layla but I proceeded to enter into Distracturbation and started thinking about my credit score and Tom Cruise in "The Last Samurai."

Distracturbation by imoldregg! March 1, 2011

distractasaurus 

Someone who distracts others, themselves and/or are distracting in general. They can distract through various means, all involved with the purpose of not getting work/homework etc finished.

Wow, I'm totally being a distractasaurus right now!
or

Geeze, Amanda. Stop going on Facebook and being a such a distractasaurus!

distractasaurus by Brinleigh R January 5, 2008

Distractipated 

Being so distracted by something to the point where it's the only thing you can think about!

Kimiko was distractipated by the giant anvil about to fall on her head.

Britty was distractipated by her shirtless husband, Valo.

Distractipated by KimikoNyanChan May 9, 2009