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Disneyland Sex

Much like a lengthy, serpentine line at The Happiest Place on Earth, Disneyland Sex is something you wait a long time for, only to have it be over in about a minute.
"(Sigh) I spent all day waiting for the bf to come home so we could do the deed, and he only lasted like 30 seconds.
"OMG. Total Disneyland Sex."
Disneyland Sex by Wordsmither Jim November 27, 2012

Disneylanders 

A pair of walking shoes, usually sneakers or running shoes fit for long walks. Majority of people in disneyland wear sneakers so they are comfortable all day, therefore, they are wearing their disneylanders.

This also applies to someone who wears sneakers everyday and has no sense of style. They just resort to their disneylanders because they don't know any better.
Person 1: "Dude, my feet hurt so bad!"
Person 2: "You should have worn your Disneylanders.."

DisneylandWeather 

When the day is sunny but the air is slightly chilly. The perfect weather for going to Disneyland in. Typically used by Southern California residents who frequently go to Disneyland.
-"The weather is great today"
-"I know. It's the perfect DisneylandWeather"

Disneylander

Adjective, a person that loves Disneyland and all Disney Parks & Resorts; and would rather be at Disneyland than anywhere else.
Person 1: She is a real Disneylander!

Person 2: Yeah totally she went to Disneyland 10 days straight!
Disneylander by TayMasi November 20, 2017