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disinvite 

The act of being invited to and then unscrupiously uninvited to a function (a funeral, birthday party, etc.) and dissed by your family members at the same time.
She disinvited me to her wedding twice.
disinvite by kmeloco October 23, 2011

disinuated 

that hype has been long since disinuated
disinuated by CamEllis October 1, 2019

Disunitedstate 

The feeling of being in multiple states and timezones of the US within a short period of time , resulting in discombobulation of the mind and body.
Sarah started the week in NYC , was in Chi town yesterday and is back in silicon valley today , that girl is in a right old disunitedstate

deinvited 

you received an invite to attend an occasion, and then the invite was recalled/cancelled thereby declining your presence at the said occasion
I received an invite to Stacey's birthday, but a few days later I was deinvited as a result of having some conflict with her sister.
deinvited by Inxusa February 14, 2018

Disinvite 

What happens when people act like a bitch and don't want to watch the National Championship with their friends, and instead they decide to watch it with their parents instead.
"Hey come over here at half time."

"I'm watching the game."

"We're streaming it. Come over here at half time."

"No I'm staying here."

"Why, are you watching it with your parents?"

"Yes."

"Oh, you can't give us a response because they're sitting right next to you aren't they?"

"Yes."

"Well you're a little fucking bitch aren't you?"

"Yes I am."

"Well listen here you little cumguzzling gutter slut, you are officially disinvited."
Disinvite by binksycat April 6, 2015

Dissinvited 

To be dissed and uninvited all at the same time.
Jenn dissinvited Mark to the robot shingding because she was jealous of his sweet dance moves.