discust 

1. (noun) A news story that you feel compelled to share with your friends, especially one that is funny and/or gross.

2. (adj.) The most outrageous story you heard in a given period of time.

3. (noun) A news parody written to intentionally mimic an actual example of 1 or 2.

"Did you see the discust about the panda eating her baby?"

"The discust of the week had to be that story about about the Chinese dude who pretended to be talking the guy out of jumping off the bridge, but pushed him instead."

"I thought the panda story was real, but it was just another discust."

discust by bbarrie May 28, 2009

disgustipating 

gross, sickening, revolting, grotesque, horrendous

Did you see those leftovers? They were so disgustipating!

disgustipating by Starchylde March 4, 2016

rainfall discussion 

A rational dialogue in which all the bullshit gets washed away, and straightforwardness is valued over emotional manipulation. Alludes to the gentle fall of rain, as rational discourse is more cleansing and beneficial than typical heated arguments driven by anger.

Instead of another rant, let's try and have a rainfall discussion about Islam. Both sides are much too emotionally charged to make any real progress.

rainfall discussion by th3rdthatcher January 8, 2015

DISGUSTANG 

The single most useful adjective in the english language.

Kid: *forgets to flush the toilet after taking a sheet*
Mother: DISGUSTANG!

DISGUSTANG by Big Stale Meme December 7, 2018

Dusted and Disgusted 

The ash of the CANNABIS..what's left in your piece, bowl after toking

As the bowl was passed to me it was all ash DUSTED AND DISGUSTED

Dusted and Disgusted by ClassicRonnie June 19, 2019

post-lust disgust 

That lingering moment directly following self-induced ejaculation where the porno you are watching, which only seconds before bestowed great arousal, suddenly becomes revolting, disturbing, or downright weird.

Almost never happens pre-orgasm. Could be attributable to hormonal changes in the brain following climax, or simply be due to the fact that you came at the right moment, i.e. before stuff got gross. Also referred to as post-load odium.

8 STEPS OF SHAME:

1. Porno depicts attractive people engaging in consensual sex
2. You become tumescent/engorged, initiate self-pleasure
3. Porno continues, perhaps becoming slightly kinkier
4. You climax, shuddering and expelling fluid everywhere
5. Porno remains on due to personal exhaustion/messy hands
6. You watch, either out of laziness, boredom, or curiosity
7. Porno actress has hot, sticky semen shot unceremoniously onto her face, which is then formed by several suddenly-appearing clowns into a rather convincing Colonel Sanders mustache, which they then supplement by adding a spunk-white tuxedo of their own jizzign.
8. Post-lust disgust kicks in: you stand up and turn off your computer

post-lust disgust by prydemanz July 24, 2012

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing. 

A comment chain started by ToaLegend and was first seen on Jschlatt's, "I am disgusted." YouTube video. It is now a virus that has spread throughout many YouTube channel's comment section.

Me: oh cool, a new video from (insert channel)
Also me: *checks comments while watching*
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing. by 2k._j4y February 5, 2021