The sensational painstaking presentation while attending a social function and gathering the awareness of the present congregation only after you have found the most gullible, smallest, and youngest male at the party convinced said whippersnapper (through peer pressure and alcohol consumption) to allow himself to be handcuffed to a tree, while onlookers watch in awe proceed to disrobe the crying embarrased juvenile in front of his peers, then as if not enough you unveil the "cou de gras", your choice brand of peanut butter and spread frivolously up and down the exposed buttox making sure to get equal portions within the crack itself. (see also greasy nut, greased nut, greased sheafer
All with in 24 hours Sheldon had sex with his current girlfriend, then about an hour later had sex with his ex-girlfriend. Then later that night had sex with his current girlfriend again. While the hole time intentionally not washing his penis, so when they would be give him oral pleasure he'd be hysterically laughing on the inside. 😂🤣 last night the homie pulled off a dirtysheldon.