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Dirty shea 

The act of fisting a boy so hard the rings of cartilage that hold his ass hole together fracture he shits on you and your bed and sniff and eat it
My boyfriend thought He was a whore so I gave him a real dirty shea
Dirty shea by Lukebro99 November 23, 2021

Dirty Shearer 

The term used for drunked naughtyness.
Primarily at House Parties as the 'Dirty Shearer' can have more fun.

Can be used as a word to define someone : A Diry Shearer
or to define drunken mishaps : Dirty Sheared
Dude : 'My Dad Walked in on me trying to have sex with an unconcious girl'

Dude 2: 'aw man, that sucks.'

Dude : 'I know. And the worst thing was he scared the hell outta me and my do da went somewhere else...'

Dude 2: '.....OMG man, u Dirty Sheared the poor girl'

Dude : 'Dammit, That makes me a Dirty Shearer ): '
Dirty Shearer by LittleRichard February 19, 2010

dirty shearing 

When a bloke blows his load all over your feet during sex standing up in public toilets
I had a bloke pull a dirty shearing on me last night while we were out downtown and I loved it! No chances of me being pregnant now
dirty shearing by Sendit69style February 10, 2019

Dirty Sheafer

The sensational painstaking presentation while attending a social function and gathering the awareness of the present congregation only after you have found the most gullible, smallest, and youngest male at the party convinced said whippersnapper (through peer pressure and alcohol consumption) to allow himself to be handcuffed to a tree, while onlookers watch in awe proceed to disrobe the crying embarrased juvenile in front of his peers, then as if not enough you unveil the "cou de gras", your choice brand of peanut butter and spread frivolously up and down the exposed buttox making sure to get equal portions within the crack itself. (see also greasy nut, greased nut, greased sheafer
Wow poor Mike Smith got a mean dirty sheafer at Fulks party last night.

I cant believe the amount of peanut butter they used in that dirty sheafer.
Dirty Sheafer by MBenji February 8, 2010

dirtyhead 

sam c; a girl whos really dirty, but gives fine head
sam c is a complete dirtyhead
dirtyhead by RossTheBoss April 23, 2004

dirtysheldon 

A man who intentionally has sex with three or more partners without washing his penis.
All with in 24 hours Sheldon had sex with his current girlfriend, then about an hour later had sex with his ex-girlfriend. Then later that night had sex with his current girlfriend again. While the hole time intentionally not washing his penis, so when they would be give him oral pleasure he'd be hysterically laughing on the inside. 😂🤣 last night the homie pulled off a dirtysheldon.