deucewaffle 

A word that originated in Connecticut, at the high school i go to. The words definition depends on the context: it is used often because it sounds pretty funnny. It can be used as a verb, noun, or adjective. It could mean crappy, sub-par, and in some cases other things, like defecate.

(noun): Dude, this test is a deucewaffle! (this test sucks)

(verb): Alright, i'm gonna go take a deucewaffle. (i'm gonna take a poop)

(adj): Wow, that new girl in school has a deucewaffle face!

deucewaffle by Johnny March 18, 2004

douchewaffle 

An offshoot of the highly popular douchebag. Use in a derogatory sense.

Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.

Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.

You drank the last beer? You douchewaffle!

douchewaffle by Kendall October 3, 2004

DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget

A more intense way of saying douchebag or tool. It is longer and more dramatic simply to show how douchy said person is.

Person1: Hey bro! I just banged ur cousin!
Person2: Wow, your a DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget

DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget by EdibleFood January 24, 2010

Douchewaffle 

The next level of douche-baggery. This is the top-of-the-line version of a douchebag. A douchewaffle often cusses excessively, makes fun of those who are often smaller than him/herself, thinks highly of him/herself, may have been abused as a child, and usually has an IQ relative to that of a monkey. Can also be considered a flat out moronic asshole.

Jake: Wow, that guy is such an asshole... GOD he pisses me right the fuck off!!!

Joe: I know what you mean dude... that guy's a real douchewaffle.

Douchewaffle by Ryuuka-EMS November 9, 2009

douchewaffle 

What you call an ex who is a total asshole or someone you know who is a total moron.

How did Joe not know you would find out? What a douchewaffle.

douchewaffle by Kimmersandbits August 28, 2009

douchwaffle

a funny word to call someone saying that they are stupid a noob retarted...

get out of the road you douchwaffle!

douchwaffle by hemanPA October 16, 2008

Nazi DoucheWaffle 

A person who has surpassed douchebag and douchewaffle, the highest tier of douchebaggery.

Person A- did you heard about Kevin.
Person B- No what about him.
Person A- he broke my window as a joke.
Person B- Damn what a Nazi douchewaffle.

Nazi DoucheWaffle by gangster_gramps August 28, 2014