cwrapping 

crappy wrapping, especially when doing so quickly or at the last minute.

"dude, did you get all your stuff wrapped?"

"man, at this point, I'm just cwrapping it all. Next year, don't let me wait until Christmas Eve again!"

cwrapping by livingdedgrl December 27, 2011

Penis Clapping 

The act of vigorously whipping your dick back and forth (left and right) so that it makes contact with your legs. The resulting impact produces a smacking sound, and if done rapidly, it can sound like clapping.

Instead of clapping with his hands at the end of the show, George stood up, dropped his pants, and started penis clapping like a boss.

Penis Clapping by Cactus92 November 14, 2011

crapping around 

Hanging out where there is the greatest concentration of great deals and values.

We were just crapping around at the Piggly Wiggly and found soup 3 for a dollar!

crapping around by daveburdick December 22, 2007

crapping you negative

Meaning "I'm not kidding." An equivalent of "I shit you not."

Said by the character Glen (played by actor Sam McMurray) in the Coen Brothers' movie "Raising Arizon"

Person 1: Did you hear that Brad and Jen broke up?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: I'm crapping you negative.

crapping you negative by FelixPen June 1, 2006

Clapping Cheeks 

The sound ass cheeks make during rigorous sex 😉

Swear down Tom was clapping cheeks with lizzie in his Volvo

Clapping Cheeks by Nathan Heath July 3, 2019

Capping 

basically a brand new word for lying

Jack: I just made basketball shot from ten feet
Drake: Mann, quit capping

Capping by Addictively June 14, 2016

synthetic clapping 

Synthetic clapping is the sound of clapping hands made by a synthesizer or through a software program like Synth-Werk rather than being made by a person clapping his or her own hands.

I can't stand the sound of real clapping in music, but synthetic clapping is fine with me.

synthetic clapping by Telephony May 23, 2014