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The anglicized spelling of the Asian culinary term "Kung Pao." It is exactly what is sounds like it is. Asian restaurateurs feed it to their black and white customers in America. See also Kung pao.
Oh, you like Cum Poo chicken or shrimp?
Cum Poo by PAW Daddy April 12, 2008
A lubricant created by taking a moist dump and covering it in cum. Thats what they used on the runway in the 2006 Corelle dishware commercial to make the model take her spill.

alternative spelling: KUMPU
1: "Watch out for that cum poo on the floor there. You might slip and hurt yourself."

2: "Quick, make some cum poo, so it wont hurt so much when you slip it in my ass!"
cum poo is were you scrach ur balls and ass and then rub it on some ones face in a martial art fassion
cum poo by razer edge October 17, 2006
A derogatory name I use on people, mainly Daniel and David.
cum poo by Stiggy May 2, 2004

Cum-Poo Panda

The act of defecating on the toilet, then proceeding to stand up face the toilet, aim your member towards your black steamy melted shit and tug your member in a back in forth motion till your getting ready to ejaculate on said faeces. Then proceeding to eat it!
No way... Brad went AFK and performed a cum-poo panda to Lemon!
Cum-Poo Panda by KrispyCum November 28, 2025

Cum Piss Poo Water 

When one Pisses & Shits, but the shit is so big the stretch of the asshole causes one to climax.
James, have you ever Cum piss poo water before?