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Cryptard 

An asshole so consumed by cryptocurrency mining, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.
Man, that dude is such a cryptard, that is all he ever talks about!
Cryptard by Klaatu9898 February 6, 2018

criptachronicutalite 

a VERY potent weed. often used by potheads, etc.
"This shit right here nigga, this shit right here nigga, right here this shit nigga, this shit here nigga, shit's called criptachronicutalite nigga!"

Cryptochronica 

An extremely strong strain of cannabis, which is know for causing negative mental side effects for some time after consumption. However it is known as some extremely good 'shit'.
'Dude that cryptochronica had me talking to myself at work the other day'

'yeah man twas pranging me out aswell'
Cryptochronica by fatsac101 June 29, 2009

Cryptards 

All members of the secured.community crypto chat
I listened to the "expert" cryptards advice in the Secured crypto chats and lost my wife & house
Cryptards by ResellBooster69 January 14, 2022

Crypticchick 

A girl with both brains and beauty. A woman who looks great and you can have a conversation with..
Also mysterious and stunning Crypticchick illumantes any room and everyone whats to be in her company.
Hey Steve, I'm going out with a

Chypticchick

she's got both

brains and beauty..
She's a beautiful woman and interesting to talk too...
Crypticchick a female with brains and beauty....
Crypticchick by TrousersPants September 17, 2018

Cryptochroniccunalight 

Weed that's so dank, it doesn't even exist yet.
(Term coined by Kat Williams)
"Remember that shit I gave you last week nigga? That's nothin. This shit here nigga's cryptochroniccunalight.