crumbed sausage 

Where two people consentually have sex on a beach. Usually favouring the missionary position (however using one's imagination, many more are feasible), the man pulls out, dips his erect penis into the sand, and re-inserts his now 'crumbed sausage' into the vagina of his partner, or casual fuck buddy. Beware of chafing.

A: So I was on the beach with Jill and gave her ye olde crumbed sausage
B: ....
A: yeah I know, rad aye!
B: teh_chafes :(

crumbed sausage by teh_sausage October 27, 2009

crumbed sausage 

to have sex on the beach or in any type of sandy place.

Z and H were walking along the beach when Z asked H if she wanted to have his crumbed sausage.

crumbed sausage by burnty December 10, 2006

crumbed sausage 

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crumbed sausage by Crumb Skate May 23, 2011

crummed sausage 

Where and male and a female are having sex on either a sandy beach or a sand bank, where the males penis is crummed in sand.

oh Ray, your penis is all sandy, youve got a crummed sausage

crummed sausage by Shanelle January 29, 2006