crotchstache

Lack of manscaping. When a guy's private parts resemble a porn star's mustache from the 70's.

GF 1: "How was your date last night?"

GF2: "The date was fine until I found out he was sporting an epic crotchstache"

GF!: EWWWWWWWAH

crotchstache by jazzydiva August 3, 2011

Crotchwatcher 

A perverted indivdual who stares at people's crotch area looking for identifiable traces of sexual organs.

Check that crotchwatcher scoping for fanny bulge.

Crotchwatcher by Rhinestone Souron October 7, 2006

Crotchroaches

1. (n- plural) Crabs/Pubic Lice
2. (n-pl) What Snooki haz

What'choo scratchin' fer? You got the crotchroaches 'er sumthin'?

Crotchroaches by nickharteau December 30, 2010

Crotchstacean 

A large group of mainly slippery sometimes slimy creatures that reside between a human females legs. Prone to drying out and becoming crusty of denied moisture. Commonly known as, Bearded Clam.

We better have sex right away, your crotchstacean feels a little dry.

Crotchstacean by cambo37 January 17, 2010

crotchroaches

A person who's venereal health is in serious question and there is a significant chance that sexual conduct will result in in contraction of a STD.

Dude, you don't want to take home Carla. That girl is infested with crotchroaches!

crotchroaches by bearface83 November 8, 2007