croquaine

A combination of two fine (though sometimes elitist) pastimes: playing croquet and insufflating cocaine. Paradoxically considered an extravagant way to enjoy the effects of the drug and a degenerate way to play the game, this sport attracts a small, unique membership dedicated to exploring the possibilities of this extreme sport.

1) Sir Reginald lost the game of croquaine because he was too coked up to get the ball through the wicket.
2) I don't play croquaine with Lord Byron anymore; last time he got pissed off when I sent his ball away and kicked my ass in a coked-out rage.

croquaine by Magically Malicious December 9, 2007

Croquaine

Playing croquet on cocaine

Wanna get into croquaine?

Croquaine by Professor Sheldon March 14, 2009

Crocaine 

An obsessive addiction to the act of crocheting, often exhibited by middle aged women.It is considered to be as addictive as amphetamines such as cocaine. These people can often be found googling yarn stores, crocheting patterns,hiding the amount of their crocheting behavior, and crocheting quietly in a little corner. In addition they hoard and hide their "stash" of yarn. Related to the disorder known as yarnaholic.

Diana: Why was mom late picking me up today?
Dad: Why do you think? It's the crocaine. She had to get a couple of lines in.
Diana: One day she's going to crochet herself into a cocoon.
Dad: We can only hope.

Crocaine by Nikki87 April 4, 2009

crocaine 

Croquette, while all players are high on cocaine.

Let's all zoot a line or two and then play some crocaine!

crocaine by Derek Wizzle March 19, 2008

crocaine 

A commonly used term in the South Australian gaming community which is used to refer to a socially incoherent virgin/freak/paedofile, who does not leave the basement of the family home, living and manifesting in their own semenal produce, with the inent of having anybody who comes onto a server and uses profane language banned.

"man, I got banned from node servers for calling that crocaine a faggot"

crocaine by Big Homey July 16, 2008

coquine 

Femme aguichante

Quelle coquine !

coquine by NeoFreeLogy May 27, 2011

croquemnest

A delicacy originated from the south of France that resembles the famous croquembouche but in a nest like shape.

Sam’s croquemnest was absolutely delightful last Monday!

croquemnest by Sc96482 April 14, 2024