crookie 

chronic + cookie = crookie

A cookie with marijuana in it.

Crookies fuck you up.

crookie by john July 13, 2003

crookie 

a cross-dressing wookie(see definition) who you encounter outside, and he asks you to stay in your room. He will have symptoms of mental problems. He proceeds to come in to your room and ask to sleep on the floor, saying that the "hospital kicked him out." He then proceeds to obviously hit on your roomate, telling him "he's one of a kind." if you don't kick this "crookie" out of your room, he might steal your purse, your laptop, or your life. If you ever meet a crookie, leave your room as soon as possible, and pray you never see him again

Wow, Derrick was a real crookie last night

crookie by nick dimille March 31, 2008

Crookie 

A person with a defining crooked feature on their body, usually in places such as the lips, nose, teeth, etc

HA! Matt is such a crookie, have you seen how ridiculous his lip is?

Crookie by Hatinonthacrookies January 16, 2014

crookie 

a cross dressing wookie(see definition) who asks to stay in your room at 2 in the morning, then proceeds to tell your roomate "im so glad i met a person like you" and hits on him blaitently for the next 10 minutes. It also goes around stealing various purses laptops and whatever other girly things he can find, and slurks around dorm rooms. If you ever run in to a crookie, immediately leave the room and pray that you never see him again

Wow, that kid derrick was a real crookie last night.

crookie by nick dimille March 31, 2008

Crookie 

Deer Hunting with Machine Learning Kid from the Islands and still in skooling.

Charles never graduated color maths class and until that moment he technically is still a crookie.

Crookie by Mike Ballz October 21, 2021

crookie

Crooked old men.

Combination of crook + oldie.

Plural(tend to gather in the viagra aisle): Crookies.

A: “Have you ever noticed that guys that specifically call girls ‘college-aged’ haven’t been near a college in the last 15-20 years?”
B: “Omg you’re right, those f***ing crookies.”

crookie by crookiehunter November 13, 2025

crookie destroyer 

a person who enjoys putting his thingy in cookies and making ppl eat them and while they eat it he claps their booty

quandale is such a crookie destroyer

crookie destroyer by Thebigdaddyclapper November 3, 2022