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Creepy Ass Cracka

An out-of-shape Hispanic volunteer neighborhood watchman who gets all uppity and pulls the trigger before a suspect can beat the living shit out of him. Upon this action, the watchman magically becomes a White racist murderer, and the suspect magically becomes an immaculate 13-year-old angel who can do no wrong. Even if you have no history of being racist, NBC will happily edit audio recordings to make you sound like a racist monster.

Don't think for yourself. Believe everything NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, and the Obama administration says, citizen.
That Hispanic watchman should have let that jock asshole punch him in the face 30 more times before he pulled the trigger. What a Creepy Ass Cracka.
Creepy Ass Cracka by radium August 26, 2013

creepy-ass cracker

a white person who is acting in a strange, menacing, or otherwise deviant manner, especially if the person is following you, stalking you, or threatening you in any way.
By carrying a gun, calling the police, and following Trayvon Martin because Martin was a young black man in a predominantly white neighborhood, George Zimmerman was acting like a creepy-ass cracker.
creepy-ass cracker by tokai August 16, 2013

Creepy Ass Cracka

George Zimmerman armed while stalking a teenaged kid who was doing nothing and was armed with Skittles and Iced Tea
What does he look like? Some Creepy Ass Cracka
Creepy Ass Cracka by J4TM June 29, 2013

Creepy Ass Crawler 

A Call of Duty Black ops Zombies crawler that you mess around with, typically when it’s the last zombie before the round changes.
“Yo I’m gonna fuckin dolphin dive over this creepy ass crawler
“Can you handle the creepy ass crawler, I’m gonna hit the box
A guy who makes girls feel uncomfortable usually an older guy.
Example 1: AJ that security guard is such a creep ass

Example 2: Mr.Amato the gym teacher is such a creep ass he was creeping on Jackie
Creep Ass by hockeygrrl25 February 22, 2010

creep ass nigga 

Someone who creeps up on you. Most of the time its unexpected.
"Hey dude look at that cop slowly rollin by."
"yeah man hes slowing down whatta creep ass nigga"
creep ass nigga by jerreemmyy December 4, 2007