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Small dog crazy 

Someone who is mentally imbalanced and has a hard time maintaining healthy relationships with other human beings. They spend most of their time and attention with a dog tthat weighs less than 20lbs.

Many women will defend their female friends with small dogs but this is the easiest test.

Ask them to think of their favorite male friend or relative. Then ask them to think of a woman with a small dog they would encourage that favorite male to date. No good person will hook a real friend up with a small dog lady.
I could tell she was small dog crazy when she was pushing it in a stroller. I didn't even have to see the matching outfits or professional photos of just her dog.
Small dog crazy by Wordiculous June 30, 2022

Craby Sally 

A Vagina with crabs but the vagina must be Blonde.Most Girls have it and some Guys have it on ther Pub hair. But When a Guy has it on his Dick it is Called a Craby Alex.
Guy: Yo.. I fuckin got crabs last night from Craby Sally last night.
Guy2: OH SHIT!! that sucks.
Craby Sally by Creamy Goodness March 12, 2005