craptrophy 

numbing, needling, or falling asleep of legs from sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time.

I sat on the toilet and read the paper but I was unable to get up due to severe craptrophy.

craptrophy by PaperPaper2 January 11, 2009

Craptropolis 

A large city that was once beautiful and safe that is now decrepit, crime-infested and contracting in population. A typical example would be Detroit, once the fifth largest city in America and now isn't even in the top 25. A craptropolis has hundreds of abandoned buildings, gang-infested streets, murders, robberies, carjackings, to name a few.

Hey man, wanna go to Chicago this weekend for some baseball and deep-dish?

No way man! Chicago is a Craptropolis and I don't want to get shot in the head!

Craptropolis by joseph blough October 20, 2022

Chatrophy 

When one's (already weak) chat gets weaker.

Woah, didn't think his banter could get any worse, but he seems to be suffering from serious chatrophy.

Chatrophy by DatJMWar March 2, 2011