cranking it 

1. spank it
2. whack it
3. stroke it
4. masturbation

I was really cranking it last night, I filled in some cracks on the ceiling.

cranking it by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

cranking it 

to sleep

Oh, jabob is cranking it on the couch again... oh jabob why you always falling asleep so early smh...

cranking it by spyder_2003 May 11, 2024

Cranking it 

When markiplier jorks it

"I am not cranking it" - markiplier, "Five Nights at Freddy's: The Secret of the Mimic - Part 2" ts15:22

Cranking it by froggyfroggy2000 June 19, 2025

Cracking it 

Undertaking sex work, working as a prostitute. (1970s Australian slang)

Sarah is cracking it for money to buy drugs.

Cracking it by Dr Merkin January 13, 2009

Jenny Crankin It

Satire of the popular weight loss and diet program "Jenny Craig"; Referring to a diet driven by methamphetamines causing rapid weight loss. Usually referring to a white trash crank addict who has recently lost a lot of weight. Originated in Terre Haute, Indiana.

1st Guy: Damn dude! Did you see Jessica?
2nd Guy: Yeah she got real skinny, yo!
3rd Guy: I heard she's Jenny Crankin It!
1st & 2nd Guy : Ohhhh, that explains it.

Jenny Crankin It by Nick Fox July 29, 2008

crankin' it 

verb- 1.slang- male masturbation a.When one is presented with the opportunity to instgate masturbation and also feels it neccesary to announce his endeavor, this term is normally found appropriate by most adult males as a discreet yet powerful way to convey his activity. b.method of jocularly explaining the act of male masturbation. Syn.-wankin' it, flogging the dolphin, spankin' it, chokin' the lizard/chiken, spankin' the monkey, beating the meat, touching my penis, masturbation. Ant.-why the hell are you not masturbating right now?

"Hey Bob, where the fuck is Steve?"
"Probably in his apartment crankin' it."
"Ah. In that case, I'm gonna go and fire off a few knuckle children myself."
"Okay, just don't get it on the walls."

crankin' it by Toastmaster Tom July 6, 2006

Jenny Crankin It

Satire of the popular weight loss and diet program "Jenny Craig"; Referring to a diet driven by methamphetamines causing rapid weight loss. Usually referring to a white trash crank addict who has recently lost a lot of weight. Originated in Terre Haute, Indiana.

1st Guy: Damn dude! Did you see Jessica?
2nd Guy: Yeah she got real skinny, yo!
3rd Guy: I heard she's Jenny Crankin It!
1st & 2nd Guy : Ohhhh, that explains it.

Jenny Crankin It by Nick A. Fox December 28, 2005