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Butthole Cracker Wacker 

someone who makes you mad and is a butthole cracker wacker
Butthole Cracker Wacker by morrrr September 2, 2022

wanker cranker 

Any hoe willing to shit on a mans wanker to make it stand.
Boy she's a real wanker cranker
wanker cranker by fluffycock November 5, 2017

Crackersacker 

There goes one of those crackersackers

crackerjacker 

Noun

1. A person who steals the toy or surprise from a box of crackerjacks, cereal or happy meal without the intention of eating anything.

2. A retarded criminal who, in an attempt to rob someone, threatens bodily harm with a saltine cracker.
"That crackerjacker got me for my decoder ring and I'll bet he touched every Fruit Loop in the box with his grubby, dirty, little fingers."
crackerjacker by billebllunt May 14, 2014

crackerjacker 

wow crackerjacker is awesome.
crackerjacker by the illusionist September 23, 2003

Crackerjacker 

Someone of a different race who screws over a white person during an illegal transaction.
That crackerjacker just stole my damn money and I ain’t got no weed tonight.