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crabstick 

1. The act of holding others back, with no intention of gaining from restraining their peers.
2. Intentionally ruining something for someone simply for the joy of watching them suffer.

The word originates from crabs in a pot cooking. When some of the crabs try to escape from being cooked, one crab would grab the others, preventing them from escaping. That crab is called the crabstick.
Oh man, Shorty is such a crabstick!!

Shorty sucks you in like a dirty little crabstick!
crabstick by shortshort April 1, 2009
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crabstick 

adjective - relating to sushi bars, the act of getting an item of one's clothing stuck in the conveyor belt, usually resulting in a rather embarrassing circuit of the sushi bar as dictated by the speed of the belt.
"u might want to tuck ur tie in when we go for sushi later, u don't want to crabstick"
crabstick by buffetman March 2, 2009

Crabstick-a-doodlie-deez 

A word used to replace crap, because that's not very nice.
Ahhh u piece of crabstick-a-doodlie-deez. Go f*** urself

Jumping Alfredo Crabstick 

When I man, lets say over 40, takes his dick, infected with crabs(disease), and shoves it into a boiling bowl of Alfredo Sauce. Then When he screems in pain hes jumps up and down and sticks his dick into a woman's vagina, cooling it down.
Old Dude: "OW OW OW why would I do that!"
Old Dude: "I stick it in the hooker!"

Hooker: "What The FUCK!"

OLD DUDE: "DAMN THAT WAS A PAINFUL JUMPING ALFREDO CRABSTICK!"

I've just ran out of chapstick

People put finishing a tube of chapstick as a way to motivate themselves to keep moving on and not to k*ll themselves. When somebody says, "my chapstick is almost gone" or "I've just ran out of chapstick" please talk to them or buy them a new tube of chapstick.
"I've just ran out of chapstick."
"Let's go take a drive and I'll buy you some more, and we can talk if you're comfortable with that."

Chapstick Lesbian

A lesbian who presents somewhere between masculine and feminine, often dressing in comfortable or sensible clothing
See also: Lipstick Lesbian
Amelé is a chapstick lesbian, she couldn't care less about seeming masc or femme

Chapstick Bisexual 

Similar to Chapstick Lesbian

A bisexual identifying female (who dates whomever the hell she wants), cares more about practicality than image. She really doesn't gravitate to the traditional images of "butch" or "femme" -- she does what she wants, and doesn't really care how she's seen. Glam, nerd, etc. She is all of it at once and doesn't take shit.
#1: I can't quite put my finger on her style.

#2: That's because she's a chapstick bisexual. She does what she wants.
Chapstick Bisexual by OliveOyle November 16, 2017