cow whisperer 

A Vermon who seduces painted plywood cows, known as Plycows, to come graze in his front yard.

Look at the lovely Plycows in the Cow Whisperer's front yard.

cow whisperer by Tara March 29, 2005

cow fart whisperer

a person so apprehensive about global warming that they are eve raising alarms over bovine wind and gas.

Harry is a cow fart whisperer.

cow fart whisperer by yikes. October 28, 2009