couchlete 

couch plus athlete combined- when you do leg lifts and other easy exercises on the couch while watching TV

Let's stop being couchletes after we finish this show and go outside for some fresh air!

couchlete by Kriemel September 19, 2011

Couchler 

To lay around for hours on end.

Dude, I had such a couchler weekend.

Couchler by Karol K. January 14, 2009

couchmate 

that friend that comes over to just sit around and watch tv or movies. you dont have to go do anything to have a nice time.

"Suzy is the best couchmate. We can just sit around and watch TV for hours. And when I want to leave to do my own thing, she

couchmate by mnkypod August 16, 2007

couchetard 

A more affectionate way of calling someone a retard or a douchetard. Meant as an insult, but not as a serious one; often used between friends.

Inspired by Couche-Tard, the Canadian convenience store chain. "Couche-tard" is French for "night owl", literally meaning "goes to bed late." But because of its similarity in sound to the English insult douchetard, "couchetard" was converted into an English-language insult with a meaning similar to douchetard but less offensive -- even bordering on affectionate.

Also "couchetarded", adj.

He's my best friend, but let's be honest, he can be a couchetard sometimes when he's not thinking.

couchetard by Mr. X April 4, 2005

couchwetting 

The act of orgasming on a couch or sofa like seat, and releasing onto the cushions below. This can occur for a man or woman, especially for a woman, but especially for a woman who squirts. Men, too.

He aroused me so much, that couchwetting occurred, and I left a big stain as evidence of my orgasm.

couchwetting by badamy December 12, 2018

Couchweed

Weed that is searched for in a desperate attempt to get high, found in places that weed is frequented. These places include carpets, dressers, and couches. Couchweed may contain various kinds of ( probably old) weed, pocket lint, pizza crust, maybe toenail clippings.

person1: yo, dont forget you owe me weed
person2: damn, im all out, let me look in my couch
person1: hell no son, i dont want your couchweed
person2:shit, ill just pick up a dub

Couchweed by deyes November 22, 2009

Couchdate 

When you cuddle on the couch with your significant other watching TV or movies or something for several hours at a time (usually until you go to sleep, or move on to other activities).

Lynch: Dude, how did last night go with Jenny?
English: It was a pretty sweet couchdate, watched Dazed and Confused, Predators, and uh, about 30 minutes of Anchorman.
Lynch: What'd you do after Anchorman?

English: Hahahahahaha, you'll learn when you're older.

Couchdate by Lynchings January 5, 2011