cottonfist

To make a fist, but use the palm side of fist to hit, rather than the knuckles.

Shaniqua's face looked sore after Jamal cottonfisted the hell out of her! MCMA

cottonfist by MCMA June 5, 2017

cottonism

Something the character "Cotton" from "King of the Hill" might say. Or really anyone who hails from the tornado states. A bit of wisdom said with a Texan drawl, but really coming from Oklahoma.

My favorite Cottonism is as follows. Melanie: "I think I ate too much for lunch. I don't know if I should make myself throw up or have an epidural!"

cottonism by Melanie Cotton July 24, 2005

Alabama Cottonfield 

When there is no portajohn on a construction site and a large number of people go in the woods and defecate. The used toilet paper left on the ground is referred to as an "Alabama Cottonfield".

The mexicans left an alabama cottonfield on that bricklaying job. I guess we should rent a Mexican Space Shuttle so they don't crap everywhere. Who is gonna pick up all this toilet paper?

Alabama Cottonfield by HydroShok September 4, 2008

cottonfielder 

(adj.) An old African American female who chases a tumbling tampon down the road much like a full-blooded American would chase a ball down a baseball field.

See definition for "cottonfielder"

cottonfielder by CheeseNigha June 2, 2014

cottonuity 

Unbroken progression or integrity of natural-fiber products.

If you encounter cottonuity issues when sewing, try switching to polyester thread; it's known for more durability and stretch/flexibility.

cottonuity by QuacksO June 28, 2025