cottage cheese

Visible and pronounced cellulite

She shouldn't be wearing spandex with cottage cheese like that.

by Alicatt October 25, 2002

Cottage Cheese

A replacement for the word cellulite, usually used to secretly talk about a girls cellulite behind her back. The root of the nickname stems from the texture of food itself.

Tyler- "HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT" (pointing at ugly chick)
Alex- "SHIIITTTEEE girls gotta nasty ass case of cottage cheese!"
Tyler- "True that mang, true dat"
Alex- "Wait we're white........."
Tyler- "Shit....."

by Alex "The Judge" October 7, 2010

cottage cheese

Discharge from a woman's vagina during a yeast infection, resembling cottage cheese. This has nothing to do with cleanliness.

"She needs some Monistat to get rid of that cottage cheese."

by Kristina5979 April 28, 2008

Cottage Cheese

The dried cum taken from scene the scene of cottaging.

The dried cum looked like cottage cheese.

by JizzMonkeyGirl September 2, 2011

Cottage Cheese

A woman's ass that is large, jiggly, and contains stretch-marks.

That stripper had a bad case of cottage cheese. probably because she eats too much of the stuff.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Cottage Cheese

Some chick bitch whose hamstrings and ass look like some no-name cottage cheese.

Can usually be associated with muffin top
When you see these girls (they tend to wear mini-skirts)

Yell "COTTAGE CHEESE" and run away.

no one wants to think of dairy when they are tapping that "block" from behind...

Jenny: Baby you gonna come home with me and get naughty

Conner: Girl, yous a got some COTTAGE CHEESE all over your pa-dunk-a-dunk. PEACE!

by Bobsey2 February 4, 2010

cottage cheese

white residue found on an unwashed penis, very smelly

yes I suck cock but I don't eat cottage cheese

by Anonymous March 22, 2003