contramac 

An individual who detests and is against the purchase of Apple Mac computers and/or laptops.

Intense dislike for Apple Mac computers and/or laptops.

Ryan told Jim he's a contramac because he believes PC's give more bang for their buck.

contramac by S rags December 25, 2010

contrabassoon 

Harbinger of doom and destruction. This instrument has the lowest range of any woodwind, along with the contrabass clarinet, and has a sound powerful enough to turn straight men gay, gay men straight, republicans into democrats and atheists into priests. Do not EVER take your girlfriend to an orchestra performance where there is a contrabassoonist, because he will steal your bitch before the end of the symphony's first movement.

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contrabassoon by ReedMonger March 12, 2014

Contradicting Contradiction

A reoccurring happening of two simultaneous events with the premise that both events are polar oppossites to one another, where the result of the matter is physically a stalemate but morally, one side prevails glaringly over the other.

Life is a mixture of Contradicting Contradictions, a mixture of Hope and Despair.
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Contradicting Contradiction by Oxxy_Montalvy November 13, 2016

contradictator

noun. an ominpotent ruler or authority figure who denies what he/she believes either through actions or words.

We are forced to suffer under the rule of a contradictator.

contradictator by Tim Kendel October 20, 2006

CONTRADICTOR 

epal sa usapang lasing; laging nangongontra nakaka bad vibes; possibleng nasasapak lagi sa inuman or pinapauwi nalang.

(A person who always interrupts drunken conversations; someone who always contradicts people and causes bad vibes; person who possibly always gets socked in drinking sessions and gets asked to go home instead of getting their ass kicked)

I sometimes am guilty of being a contradictor.

CONTRADICTOR by HHHELLBOY2 October 19, 2009

Contrabass Bugle 

The Biggest Baddest Instrument in the Marching band!
often misnamed as a Contrabass Tuba, it can be called contrabass, tuba, Contra (the most common name), or HOLY MOFOing monstrosity (normally the first reaction when you see it for the first time

Can wiegh between 35 to 85 pounds, hard to march with (since they block 50% of periferal view), super expencsive, and the people that play it are the coolest, toughest, badass people out there, Contra Players should always be treaten with respet, and always allowed to sit in the back of the bus, be last in the line, or the last in anything (it just how they roll)

"What that giant entanglement of metal being carred on that guys shoulder"
"Thats a contrabass Bugle, friend, the best thing in this band"

Contrabass Bugle by two=ba June 12, 2009

[contradictator]

noun. an ominpotent ruler or authority figure who denies what he/she believes either through actions or words.

We are forced to suffer under the rule of a contradictator.

[contradictator] by mit lednek September 30, 2006