contrafact 

Specious facts generated on the spot to refute or deflect an embarrassing or troubling fact. raised in discussion. Contrafacts are usually anecdotes at the best and outright lies, made up on the spot, in thier most widely used form. In brief, a specious factoid without a clear relationship to reality.

"Did you hear that contrafact? He totally {trumped it}."

contrafact by Dont Rump January 7, 2017

Smart Contract 

Smart Contracts are a tangible expression of the term 'Code is Law'. By coding prerequisite conditions into an algorithmic contract, one can essentially create a self-executing contract, eliminating the need for a middleman and automating the process of trust.

It is a common feature of blockchain and cryptocurrency protocols.

I tried to scam a customer for his money before the GPS logistics system verified delivery of the goods, but the pesky smart contract prevented me from touching their funds!

Smart Contract by Zenarchism October 17, 2018

Contradicting Contradiction

A reoccurring happening of two simultaneous events with the premise that both events are polar oppossites to one another, where the result of the matter is physically a stalemate but morally, one side prevails glaringly over the other.

Life is a mixture of Contradicting Contradictions, a mixture of Hope and Despair.
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Contradicting Contradiction by Oxxy_Montalvy November 13, 2016

Contract Killer

an assassion for hire. paid to kill, and not leave a trace of evidence that can lead back to the customer.

I'm a contract killer, for my last hit i was paid $60K.

Contract Killer by Ric0 September 14, 2007

Shit Contraction

Prior to taking a dump, you get horrible pains in your stomach. Those pains sometimes get so bad that you just want to lay on the ground and get into the fetal position.

Pregnant women get contractions and they must hurt a shit load and so do shit contractions.

Duder 1: Dude, hurry up in that bathroom, I have to take a dump!
Duder 2: Hold on, I'm only brushing my teeth.
Duder 1: I'm having shit contractions, please hurry up!

Shit Contraction by FoulMe January 4, 2012

Private Security Contractors 

Men, mainly former special operations operators, who are hired to perform duties pertaining to personal security for government priority personnel. These teams are often referred to as WPPS/PSD, although there are other types of specialized security being performed throughout the world. They are largely recruited from SEAL teams, Delta (CAG), the 75th Ranger Regiment, Special Forces, and Marine Force Recon. These men are hired for the training and experiences they obtained during their enlistments in special operations. They are then "vetted" by a company after attending a qualification course and deployed to protect whatever Charlie Brown looking motherfucker are told to. They are in return paid a respectable salary.
Regular military personnel are also often hired to perform lower tiered contracts, for lesser pay. IE: Static security, guard gates, admin. support, etc.

Many special operation's personnel are leaving the military in order to earn the six figure salaries that are being offered to Private Security Contractors.

Women may often run into men claiming they're Private Security Contractors. If they merely ask what special operations unit he served in while in the military they will often find out the men are sometimes full off shit gate guards, exaggerating, and riding the dicks of the real contractors and soldiers. She should immediately spit in these men's faces, then go fuck an Army Ranger.... well.

Private Security Contractors live by the motto: "Work hard, stay hard, play hard."

Private Security Contractors by 275WatchMan7tre April 22, 2009

open contract 

Permission to speak your mind honestly

with the expectation offensive ideas will be tolerated.

Eg. "I wanted to talk in private but she told me to say what you have to say right here, right now!" So to me, that was an open contract, so I told her I was not her baby daddy!

open contract by Lexichief May 7, 2018