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conspectable

when a man gets his dick stuck in another man's anus and when he pulls it our shit runs all over his dick.
Wow what happened was just conspectable
conspectable by conspectable September 1, 2010

Conspekt 

Conspekt(noun): A person who exhibits all of the 8 elements of fucking rocking at everything.

The 8 elements:
Combat
Offensive communication
Not giving a shit
Seduction of the opposite sex
Physical appearance
Endurance
Knowing your enemies
Timing your actions perfectly
Guy 1:"Dude! I just fucked a chick I didn't care about after saving her from a group of ninjas and seducing her with my rock hard abs. I finished at the perfect time, so that's perfect timing and endurance. am I a conspekt or what?"
Guy 2:"No, because you're trying to hard so you obviously give a shit."
Conspekt by Rocky Treroy December 19, 2010

Conspiction 

a cross between constipated and conspicuous - someone conspicuously constipated aka full of shit
John is clearly suffering from conspiction.
Conspiction by FSPer August 6, 2022

Consectetuer

One who writes opinion stories for a publication; An opinion columnist.
"Did you read that new consectetuer in the newspaper? He's writing what we're all too scared to write"
Consectetuer by Pastor Travis January 16, 2008

Conspectable

That guy is Conspectable
Conspectable by GuyWhoKnowsWords September 3, 2010

Conspecualis

Cool/awesome but no cool/awesome at the same time.
Brian-"hey wassup bro, I just lost my virginity"
Kaden-"that's conspecualis!
Conspecualis by Understate_. April 29, 2021