Conspekt

Conspekt(noun): A person who exhibits all of the 8 elements of fucking rocking at everything.

The 8 elements:
Combat
Offensive communication
Not giving a shit
Seduction of the opposite sex
Physical appearance
Endurance
Knowing your enemies
Timing your actions perfectly

Guy 1:"Dude! I just fucked a chick I didn't care about after saving her from a group of ninjas and seducing her with my rock hard abs. I finished at the perfect time, so that's perfect timing and endurance. am I a conspekt or what?"
Guy 2:"No, because you're trying to hard so you obviously give a shit."

Conspekt by Rocky Treroy December 19, 2010

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conspectable

when a man gets his dick stuck in another man's anus and when he pulls it our shit runs all over his dick.

Wow what happened was just conspectable

conspectable by conspectable September 1, 2010

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conspect

Contemptuous respect.

He was a disgusting man, abhorrent in every way. Except in the excellence of his one brutal skill. And for that alone, I held him in total conspect.

conspect by Dawn Treader January 7, 2016

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Conspectable

A guy who is totaly awesome.

That guy is Conspectable

Conspectable by GuyWhoKnowsWords September 3, 2010

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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