compufuck 

Online sexual conversation between 2 or more adults involving video, audio, or both.

I met a hottie in the chat room, then we entered a private chat to compufuck.

compufuck by Metalhead505 December 10, 2015

commafucker

A person obsessed with small details and correcting anything that is slightly off.

Translated from the Finnish term: "pilkunnussija". Someone who fucks a comma.

Tom just had to correct my tiny grammar mistake in front of everyone else. He is an obnoxious commafucker.

commafucker by DahMagpie June 25, 2019

compukick 

verb- to kick a computer when it craps out.

This junky old PC keeps crashing, I'm going to compukick it

compukick by 5'11"Racer September 13, 2006

comfuck

(v)
To use shitty internet service, cable service, and insanely high prices to utterly fuck customers up the ass.

(syn)
comcast
comcastic
comcastrophe
comcasted

*gets diconnected from CoD4* Shit, I just got comfucked!

comfuck by DrkRatchet105 April 13, 2008

comefuckmeboots

Women's boots that are usually knee-high and patent leather, or any similar super-slutty style boots. worn to purposely look slutty or easy.

"I'm wearing my comefuckme boots out to the club tonight and I bet I can pull every man I see!"

comefuckmeboots by tizzy October 7, 2003

compufucked 

What you are when, at the crucial moment, a piece of software or hardware invariably and inexplicably fails on you. Your blood runs cold. You break into a sweat. You rage against the machine, but it's no use. That program or piece of machinery that has worked perfectly fine up until now has chosen to malfunction at the exact moment you needed it most. You're compufucked.

"Fuck ... I finished the essay with ten minutes until the deadline. I clicked to print so I could run up to campus quick and hand it in. But then the paper all jammed and shredded and now it's all stuck deep inside the printer and it won't work any more. I failed the class."

"Dude ... tough break. You got compufucked."

compufucked by I got compufucked February 15, 2009

capufucklatte

the wanky types of hot beverage to be found at hipster bespoke coffeeshops.

I had my regular capufucklatte today and strangely it did not leave me feeling full of vim verve and vigour. I must be turning into an adult rather than the superficial wanktard hipster cunt I am normally

capufucklatte by Beardstard April 6, 2020