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tony cottee 

1) A diminutive striker for West Ham United and Everton in the eighties and nineties

2) The anus, from modern Cockney rhyming slang (Tony Cottee = botty)
LD: I tried to take her up the Tony Cottee but my nob was too big so I just jizzed on her back instead.
tony cottee by Brian Munich August 30, 2006
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Post coitem omne animal triste est

A latin phrase meaning, "After sex, every animal is sad."
Curious man: That rhino just had sex, why is it frowning?
Bald-headed man: Post coitem omne animal triste est!
Curious man: Oh, I guess your right.
A man with extravagantly luscious locks, which is reminiscent of a rat tail that forms at the tip of his ass crack. He got his name due to having extremely large cow like teeth. Cowteeth is a man who looks forward to being pegged.

Teeth man can often be located outside schools and play parks minding his business, braiding his pubic hair and playing sadistic games with his pubic lice, these games include 100mm sprint, hide and seek and practicing gymnastics. Teeth currently holds the regional records for the most obvious camel-toe. Teeth also has a vast amount of cock rot, also known as nob cheese, which he plants in various locations and is hoping that one day a dick tree will grow.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, Cowteeth has pubic lice.
Cowteeth by Btcoombes May 6, 2021

post coitem

I like a nice ciggarette...post coitem, that is.
post coitem by PD2 February 4, 2006
to engage with another partner of the opposite sex through the act of shoving a penis into the vagina producing an orgasm. Another word for sex.
I like to coiter on beaches in the sunset.
coiter by nathan aka natedog July 24, 2005
Getting laid, bumpin' nasties, makin' the beast with two backs, etc. Coit is based on the name of an old game called Quoits where you throw a rope or metal ring over a peg (like when you play horseshoes).
Get coited and die.
Coited by Bored Silly December 28, 2008