coilf 

coilf - Cat Owner I'd Like to Fuck!

similar to the MILF saying but to be used for women that do not have children but have cats instead!

i saw a coilf today

coilf by milky man dave June 16, 2010

coliferent

A word used to make people look smarter. Really. Try using it in a class discussion and see how many people pretend to understand. Also, 'coliferent' can be used as ANY part of speech, and mean anything you need it to.

What coliferent weather we're having.
I coliferented your mom!
Thanks for that coliferent last night, babe.

coliferent by Lauren, Olivia, Shelley, and L-Cho December 19, 2006

Chris Colfer 

Flawless.

Person 1: Wow Chris Colfer is really good-looking!
Person 2: Yeah, he is pretty flawless.

Chris Colfer by drexandra August 6, 2011

Chris Colfer 

The most talented member of the Glee cast. He can dance. He can act his ass off. He has killer range.

One minute he was cute as a button, the next, he was supermegafoxyawesomehot. He should win any award he's nominated for because he's that good.

Girl: Did you watch Glee last night?
Kurtsie: Oh my god! wasn't it awesome!? Chris Colfer looked damn fine! He had me in tears again!
Girl: I know dude!

Chris Colfer by ProudKurtsie October 19, 2010

Chris Colfer 

A gorgeous,immensely talented man who has the fierceness of Beyonce,the class of Julie Andrews and the work ethic of Meryl Streep! Also known to have the humor of Ellen Degeneres,the naturing hugs and wisdom of Oprah! And last but certaintly not least he embodies the magic ability of storytelling the 'Grimm Brothers'!

Chris Colfer is flawless, he hips lie when they swing to beat 'Single ladies'!

He has a never ending collection of Llamas and a badass cat named Brian!

I heard his books have been known to bring people of all ages joy all over the world.

They constantly are in the best sellers list and 'Good Reads' and the 'Newyork Times' praise them!

Did you know fans come from far and wide just to get a glimpse of this man?

He even acts as an inconic character Kurt Hummel on the Fox Tv show 'Glee'!

Many lives have been saved, and so many others inspired!

Chris Colfer by al0v3lygrl December 4, 2013

Coitus Coif 

The hairstyle ( coiffure ) you wear after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.

Niiice coitus coif, Dude... she must've been on top this time?

Coitus Coif by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009

coil-a-tron 

A coil of meat or sausage. Noun. Also a coil of poop in a toilet or on the ground

Dude, I just dropped a coil-a-tron, and I feel better. Did you see the size of the coil-a-tron he ordered for lunch?

coil-a-tron by Higs March 3, 2015