cockfruit 

any fruit that looks like a penis, if you eat it you have a 9 in 10 nutritionist chance of being a homo. cockfruit can also describe the person eating the fruit itself.

#1
kane: man your a total cockfruit
ryan: commits suicide by jumping in front of a speeding mower

#2
kane: nice selection of cockfruits you got their for lunch man
ryan: commits suicide by jumping in front of a speeding mower

cockfruit by kp1 May 11, 2008

Cockritis 

An inability to expel nut. Leads to damage to the tubes of the urogenital tract. Can lead to severe hypertension and inflammation of the cock. Causes discolorations, ranging from yellow to green. Originates deep in the dick. BAD

Hey bro, I just went to the Doctor and he says if I don't get this nut out soon I'm gonna get stage 5 acute cockritis.

Cockritis by maxsquared56 May 31, 2018

cockrust 

see also urungus

i need a shower. i'm getting some serious cockrust.

cockrust by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

cock fruit tail 

When a queer tapes his dick back up under himself to make him look like a female.

“The best cock fruit tail I ever had was in freestone county jail. “

cock fruit tail by Floyd Chavers August 25, 2021

cockfroster 

n.

1. a person who ejaculates onto themselves
2. an inconsiderate slob, esp. with regard to gratisfaction mutual or individual

Frank didn't wash his saucepan and left it moldering in the sun for days, what a cockfroster.

cockfroster by jossungood August 4, 2014

cockfright 

When a girl mysteriously doesn't put out or have sex, it is assumed that she is too nervous or is scared of penis AKA cockfright

"Man, I've been trying to get some from Kelly for weeks but she just won't put out." "Maybe she has cockfright."

cockfright by Stephanie Beans January 15, 2008

Cockfrost 

Noun.

1) The condition contracted by a man's penis subsequent to a prolonged duration of time during which coitus has been completely lacking. Said period of celibacy may be externally imposed (due to continual failure to get laid despite best efforts) or self-enforced (a deliberate abstention from sexual activity for various and unexplained reasons).

2) Noun used to describe a refusal of sex by a male to his partner, generally to punish said partner for perceived or actual wrongdoing. However, due to man's extreme inability to successfully refrain from sex when offered it, this condition is extremely rare indeed, and typically only lasts for a matter of minutes or hours before thawing occurs.

1): - "Hey, what's up with Matt? He's walking funny."
- "Yeah, the poor chap hasn't had his leg over in 8 months"
- "Shit, he must be suffering from some serious cockfrost"

"I've been sexually abstinent now for over a week and am beginning to experience the first clinical signs of cockfrost."

2): Sarah: "Come on Rob darling, I said I was sorry, please can we have make-up sex?"
Rob: "No Sarah, because of your inconsiderate transgression I shall now be withholding sex from you."
Sarah: (sighs) "I guess Rob has cockfrost again."

5 minutes later:

Rob: "Ok, consider yourself forgiven."

Cockfrost by Ontology Mustard September 15, 2010