So I was just dancing by myself when this girl shows up, says "someone told me you were single," and we just start making out right thereon the spot! I bet it was my friend B. who said something. He's always cockallowing for his friends, 'cause that's what bros do, you know.
1. A rare species of crocodile, that was shaped like a penis. It has been reported that the species is gay, as their method of breeding is by headbutting each other, which is probably why they are almost, if not already, extinct. Which brings up the question of how did they get here in the first place?
2. A weak insult often referring that he's "gay" (not literally in most cases).
1. Look over there! It's those damn cockadiles having gay sex again.
2. Jared is a fucking cockadile in that pink shirt.