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1. The mysterious clump of matter that appears, without warning, in the hairy part of the asshole.

2. Some one who has the IQ level tantamount to the aforementioned hairy asshole.
"Oh man, I was so itchy untill I found a massive cluft of God-knows-what when i went to take a shit!"

"He just lit fireworks in his pants! What a cluft!"
cluft by dope nose September 7, 2005
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The sound it makes when or act of hitting someone with an open palmed slap (usually using the heel of your hand) on or under the jaw.
Damn dude, you proper chinned that guy, the cluft echoed all around the room.
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South Sudan Civil War is a clusterfuck beyond belief.
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