clownmate 

is someone whom you share your none existing theories with. This is most commonly used by kpop stans who always exchange close to impossible situations regarding their idols

Zakiah is the most loyal clownmate.

clownmate by Bobbin trash September 26, 2020

clownmander in chief 

Anytime the commander is chief of any nation is a clown.

The Clownmander in Chief offered to send our soldiers to Mexico to help them with their Bad Hombre problem.

clownmander in chief by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

clownhat 

A combination of asshat and assclown that saves you from having to use the word "ass".

What a clownhat you are!

clownhat by dingoateyourbaby May 23, 2007

clanmate 

1. A person who belongs to the same clan as you.
2. A familial bond with someone who is not blood.

1. My clanmate is good at knowing everything wrong with everyone.
2. My clanmate is like family to me.

clanmate by Chamred5 May 16, 2014

clownage 

/klown-ej/
- noun
1. disclosure of secrets about a person passed on in confidence in front of said person and a group of peers in order to entertain oneself.
2. pwnage
3. actions performed 4 teh lulz

- Related forms
clowned /adj/
clown, clowning /verb/

I subjected Jeff to extreme clownage to the point where he went numb and attempted to slit his wrists to end the embarrassment.

I was clowned on by Jenny when she told me my dick is too small to adequately satisfy her sexually.

clownage by Do you like me standing here? January 11, 2009

Clownvoter

A clownvoter is someone who continually, passive aggressively downvotes on a social media platform

I’m being trolled by a clownvoter. Looks like the election brought out all the clownvoters

Clownvoter by Class versus sass October 19, 2019

Clownade 

Synonym for clown show. When a group of people behaves in a cringe manner/inappropriately or communally changing behavior and speech in order to relate to a certain theme.

"Look at all these dorks acting tough ... such a clownade"

Clownade by toma_the_real_g November 4, 2022