Clamped

You got caught

Oh shit im clamped

My mom found me fucking my dog im clamped

I snuck out of the house and now im clamped

Clamped by Fuckedurmom February 17, 2018

clamped

When someone "clamps" you it means your wrong and you cant make a come back.

Man 1:Our football team is better than yours
Man 2:No it isnt we totally kick your teams ass
Man 1:Thats why we beat you 5 nil and won the league then
Man 2:Ye but..but..but...get lost you asshole
Man 1:Ha Ha your clamped

clamped by anonymous....alasdair December 28, 2005

Clamped

A sexual act of pumping a females ass, mouth or vagina open with the male genitals

I clamped that girl so hard, Me and that bitch over there clamped, her hot mouth was clamped really tight on my balls, I'd so clamp that girl!

Clamped by Yellow pages October 21, 2010

CLAMPed

What the ladies of CLAMP are infamous for - destroying the lives of their characters in any way possible.

Fai was pretty bubbly until he got CLAMPed and had his eye gouged out and eaten.

CLAMPed by vaaaaaaal September 7, 2010

clamped

Same as Shammers, "unlucky mate"

If you understand shammers, you understand clamped

clamped by shnozwanger June 14, 2005

Clamped raw 

This word is not for the faint of heart. Used in a rare but undeniable instance where a clip or clamp of any sort(I.e. hair clip, c-clamp) is used absolutely raw on a piece of meat or exposed flesh.

Trap house Barry: hey potluck Bailey! How’s school going?

Potluck Bailey: *takes out her hair clip and clamps it on trap house Barry’s arm flesh*

Still potluck Bailey: hahahahaha got you soooooo gooooooooood boyo. Boy oh boy boyo. Boy’s boiled, spoiled, and foiled like a boy’s oboe oh boy boyo!!!

Trap house Barry: what the fuck did you even just say bitch?!?! I’m literally clamped raw now that you did that!!!

Everyone nearby: oh my gosssshhhh he’s sooooooooooooo clamped raw right now!!!

Potluck Bailey: yeah I clamped you soooo raw and I’d do it again every time! Hmmmmmmph humph!

Clamped raw by Bro Jake March 26, 2023

clamped hose 

clamped hose When a guy is urinating but the penis eye is partially blocked and causes a side way piss spray.

His clamped hose has caused piss to spray the the wall like a fire truck hose.

clamped hose by Xeroman March 20, 2016