churchwellz

a person who won't stop texting

"man that boy ken churchwellz too much"

churchwellz by kitchie October 9, 2008

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Churchwell tarquin

A backstabbing crappy magician who claims to have trained David Blaine

Tarquin Churchwell of MAGIC V1 on Filetopia
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when your balls are hung low and sway side to side with ease

Dude I just got out of the shower and my boys are swinging like churchbells!

churchbells by chris.l23 January 23, 2010

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A self-proclaimed magician who rips off, cons and assaults innocent people.

I am Tarquin Churchwell; be thrilled by my magic while I steal your watch or bash in your face.

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After I ate that bad sushi, I churchwelled all over the place.

Churchwell by DMM December 2, 2003

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An upscale magician who teaches thousands of magicians online how to perform magic.

David Blaine all other great magicians of the world were taught by Churchwell tarquin

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very sexy dark chocolate young man who will love and charish any female who comes his way.

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