Cole's Law

It is the law that, when dining out, either one person will eat everyone's cole slaw, or nobody eats the cole slaw at all.

When Hibby asked his buddy for his cole slaw, everyone pushed their cole slaw to his side of the table by way of the Cole's Law.

Cole's Law by The Little Kid May 31, 2006

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Chloe's nostrils

A cave where bats like to live.

Mady wanted a pet bat so she checked up Chloe's nostrils.

Chloe's nostrils by Lana2700 May 6, 2014

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Cole's Law

No matter how obvious a joke or parody is, at least one person will eventually take it seriously.

Cole's Law is the extreme of Poe's Law, where a parody without clear intent is indistinguishable from actual extremism.

The name is a pun on "coleslaw", making the term itself a meta-example.

"It's not my fault that I took it seriously. Haven't you heard of Poe's Law?"
"Oh yeah, well have you ever heard of Cole's Law?"
"Yes, it's delicious."

Cole's Law by anonymous March 29, 2023

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Cole's Cunt

This action takes place after you have ejaculated into your partners eyes. As your partner gets up and walks away in disappointment you begin to run at your partner then drop kick him or her in the shoulder blades.

I gave Luci a Cole's Cunt.

Cole's Cunt by Xenophobe May 6, 2014